Story for performance #577
webcast from Sydney at 08:08PM, 18 Jan 07

Israeli PM faces bank sale probe.

Halliburton retribution ‘asinine’, says Bush.

Top of town in bottom of harbour transaction.

Huskisson hustles Helsinki agreement.

Condoleeza’s mojo rapidly heading south.

Rockstar addict admits: ‘Her kiss felt like a hit’.

Clinton condemns and supports war Iraq.

In a World War Two helmet—a hive of native bees.

Boom time for burbs brothel accused.

James Brown—a life spent on the good foot.

Think outside the square at Circular Quay.

Tasmanian Devil in open and shut case.

‘Hicks completely coherent’—Downer’s assurance.

In Post Office loading bay—a youth wrapped in rubber.

‘Gone for all money’—England in disarray.

Premier stonewalling—‘Secrecy Policy speaks for itself’.

‘Sold down the river’—expatriates’ complaint.

Conjoint twin blows all sibling’s inheritance.

Get porn delivered to your fridge!

Bend over slowly, or face consequences.

Voice on telephone said, ‘Go to your child’.

Warning: ominous afternoon storms.

‘Igloos my inspiration’, claims award-winning architect.

Actress sues Anaesthetist.

Supermodel pleads guilty to assault with a phone.

Vicar gets his day in court.

Bond Pty Ltd chockablock up Bingle Services.

The mother of all issues.

Commissioner establishes Trauma Clean-up Squad.

Military intelligence oxymoron inquest.

Toddler on median strip, the word ‘MERCY’ on her skin.

Downside of vodka—it hits you upside the head.

Eighteenth of January, Two Thousand and Seven.

Adapted for performance by Barbara Campbell from a story by Ross Gibson.