Ive always been glamorous and dont let anyone tell you different, darling!
The Glamour Girls. I was the star. Id float across the stage in high heels, like you wouldnt believe, like a peacock on the prowl, the headdress, sequins, feathers combined with my tall, willowy frame was well over seven feet. A seven foot tall peacock. Mind you, thats the only sort of cock you wouldve seen at those shows.
The moves, the routines, were simple back then when I started, still a lot of the girls that came and went over the years managed to fuck them up regularly. Until I took over. I shook the show up and made it what it was. From then on, I was The Glamour Girls, hosting, telling the jokes, the main attraction, designing the outfits and making up the routines. When I came out to perform the closing number in this amazing purple and silver outfit everyones jaws dropped, darling, and I mean everyones. Of course they all wanted to know what was going on underneath that purple and silver g-string, didnt they? How could I hide it so well? Everyone loves a good mystery, love. Sure enough there was no small amount of men who wanted, and were willing and able, to solve that one. They were always sniffing around after the shows. The answer was, of course, I didnt hide it. And, of course, they knew that too. You wouldnt believe how many pretended they were going home, saw all their friends off, waited around and went home with me. In the bedroom, trying to turn me around, theyd all say the same thing too. You know what I want, thinking they were the only one who would, or would ever think to say it. Oh, God, please! Well, Id smile back and tell them, thats not the way we do it around here, darling. Those with wives, they were the roughest, a barely concealed anger I always knew was directed at themselves, at their own lives and Id have to coo in their ears Im not her, darling. Im not her. It was the closest to glamour, real glamour, they were ever going to get. The poor things.
I was luckier than most of the other girls. I never had, never needed, much work done. The girls today arent interested in the shows, they just have surgery for the sake of it. One of the younger girls in the show at one time, Jessie, a beautiful thing, she died of a heroin overdose when it was just getting a foothold in the country, when the term junkie was still confused with someone who hoarded a lot of rubbish. Shed come from a country town, like a lot of girls did and just went crazy, didnt want to know herself, the person shed been. Myself and a few other girls, some showgirls, some not, had to go through her stuff afterwards. She didnt have a will, as youd expect. Her parents had long disowned her. I rang them to see if they wanted her belongings shipped home. I was even willing to pay for it! When the voice I supposed was her fathers refused to acknowledge he knew Jessie, I had to use her old name, Jeff. We dont know any Jeff anymore either. And the phone went dead. Old bastard. One of the other girls came across a large envelope that had Jessies X-rays and before and after surgery pictures in it. Jesus Christ! Shed had the works. Large stark white areas in the X-rays showed her cheek and thigh implants, her boob job. The before and after shots showed a nose job, chin and forehead bone shaves, among other things. Everything that she could have had done, had been done. Jessies father was right. Theres no way he wouldve known his own child.
My hips are slim but not too much, my jaw lines brittle and my eyes are big enough to get lost in. The only thing that gives me away, or used to give me away more than anything, was my shoulders were too broad. Apart from my Adams Apple, of course, but its amazing what the right make-up and a scarf can do, love.
The one thing I hadnt even contemplated snuck right up on mebaldnessand there was absolutely nothing I could do about it. These wigs I wear, specially made for me when I ran the show way back, are like me, a little old, a little frayed, the hairs splitting, but gorgeous and one of a kind! These clothes were fashionable, designer things once, but everything fades. Ive always smoked a cigarette in a holder, its one thing thats kept the lines around my mouth to a minimum, and who wants to end up with those filthy nicotine fingers? A lady has to have some class.
Would you believe peoples eyes still widen when they see me on the street. They do the bounce. Their gaze starts at my head then travels down my body, taking in my shoulders and clothes, all the way to my toes, back up to my face, and they look me in the eye again when they dont mean for it to happen. I never look away, love. Why should I? Ive been looked at my whole life, darling, no point in pretending now. Theyre sometimes shocked, sometimes stunned, sometimes accommodating, often repulsed, but never, ever, is there no reaction at all.
So what? What would they know? What have they done? Ill tell you, people are always quick to judge, and slow to think. Ive performed to thousands upon thousands of people, Ive done something with my life and they can never take that away from me, darling.