6.13 p.m.Well, you think Chinese takeout is pretty tasty? Well let me tell you, my Little Terror. Like it nah I love it. But I prefer to eat in Even though its a little more expensive, its okay. Im flush with cash War is a costly business and a man cant be expected to fight on an empty stomach Can he?
You know Ive always had cravings for that greasy American fast food, you know the Colonel and the Clown, Drive by or fly by if your Amex can handle it if you know what I mean. But it really doesnt rate compared to some nice Chinese. Italian, French, Spanish they excite the palate, but they are more of the how do I say more for the sophisticated type. The barbeque is fitting for the occasion all that smoke, heat and flames Australian style with the flies is my favourite but I havent had that for a while.
So you dont recognize the pattern, my little afraid friend? Terror is my food, my daily fuel. Bombs and guns, gas and poison, knives and fire. The fear they bring is my sustenance. I feed on the uncertainty of life of yours and theirs well I know the certainty of yours, ha hah! About 20 minutes if the detonator is primed correctly, the chemicals are true and batteries are charged. Are your batteries charged, my swift package of enlightening purity? But wait theres war!
You know the evenings plan dont you? Will you catch the bus? Or will you drive? Yes, drive of course its much safer Will you find parking nearby? Not that it matters You know what to order Did you bring your girlfriend, your wife? Ah your family. Good. Do insist on the best table in the restaurant Excellent!
We have brought the terror to the buses, the planes, the boats, the roads and the rail. Nearly all forms of transport! You dont ride the bus for free around here and have you seen the price of petrol lately? We have brought the terror to the building site, the factory and the office Those farmers dont just hand us their fertilizers!
We have brought the terror to the universities and the schools. Flying lessons are pricey too! And we have brought the terror to the cafes, bars and night clubs And you must leave a tip! The enemy has almost no place left to feel safe and secure But we have as yet failed to unsettle their appetites. Until dessert that is, or would you like the bill now? Its okay, Ill pick up the tab no really its on the house.