My old friend Thompson has been lying low, in hiding and in fear of his life. In truth, I think hes actually hiding from his life, but theres only so much a friend can doespecially when you have no idea where he lives anymore! He just sends letters. The last one detailed his kitchen catastrophe, and begged me to drop into his old flat to rescue the fish and check the mail. There was nothing in the mail other than unpaid bills. As for the fish, its water was distinctly murky and, as it was pretty clear that Thompson had abandoned ship, I brought Edgar homea single tattered goldfish in a circular bowl with nothing but a plastic pirates chest and strand of weed to keep it company.
That was weeks ago, and I had almost given up on the man, until yesterday, when I received another missive from him. This is what he wrote:
I went home the other day, for the first time in yearseight years I think. By home, I mean where Mum and Dad live, on the northern outskirts of the city. Its funny that I still call their place homeI suppose its because I dont have any sort of home of my own nownot even that ghastly little flat around the corner from your place.
As for that other homethe one you read about in those glorified self-help books by that poncy Swiss philosophe Alain de Bottonwell, it seems like ancient history nowfrom this particular vantage point I really find it hard to imagine myself as any kind of pater familiassuburban Dad, father of two strapping girls, husband of the tragic Sonia. Lawn. Station wagon. Barbeque. A job, even. All these apparently solid things melt into air, dissolved by the combined corrosive effects of alienated labour and Sonias maddening insistence on me doing the right thing. Which is why I decided, finally, to go home. Besides which it did occur to me that I could probably hit the olds for a small loan.
I got the bus, which dropped me at the corner of the old streetwith about a kilometre to walk to Mum and Dads place. I dawdled. I was ashamed I thinkto be coming home in these circumstancesfat, fifty, totally fucking unemployed and bugger all to show for a lifetime of indeterminate graft except that weeks social security payment.
But. Here I was.
When she answered the door, tea towel in hand, I almost lost it. The thing is, she was just happy to see methis tiny little 80 year old woman just reached up for a hug and a kiss and I wanted to be a child again, to simply let go and collapse and surrender and be comforted. But you cant go back. Aint it the truth. So its hi Mum, I was just in town on business for a couple of days, and I thought Id finally come and see you and Dad cant stay long tho my plane leaves this evening, and I have to get back to the hotel, blah blah blah bullshit. If Mum knew it was bullshit, she didnt say anythingjust beamed and sniffled and kept on saying how glad she was to see me and why hadnt I called ahead, she would have made some scones, and Ill go and call your father (who was in The Shed, as usual). And then there were the three of us, and tea and fruitcake, and quick tour of the gardengrape vine loaded with grapes, fig tree loaded with figs, shade house, palm trees huge nowthe whole yard a manicured botanic garden of suburban dreams, a tribute to hours of labour and an endless supply of bore water.
Im not sure how much they know about My Circumstances. I hadnt told them about leaving The Old Job, but probably Sonia had. I confabulated about how wonderful it was finally working in the book trade, but waxing wise on the fact that publishing is getting tougher, and didnt elaborate. A recent photograph of the girls, taken by Sonia and sent as part of a Christmas package to Nan and Pop had pride of place on their sideboard. They look heartbreakingly beautiful, long hair, smiles and braces, mid riff tops and hipster jeans, posing for the grandparents in a leafy backyard in suburban Sydney. Their home. Their smiles damned me as I sat there, bullshitting to the two people in the world who would, in a moment, simply take me in and feed me and love me. At least for a while. But I couldnt do itI couldnt go home. It was just a one-day visit.
After a couple of hours, I declared well, I really must get backI cant afford to miss this flight. We checked the bus timetable. I had another cuppa, promised to ring more often. Mum chided me gently for not seeing more of the girls, and Dad reminded me that being a parent wasnt easy, that it was a responsibility that never left you. He grasped my hand, and I felt his grip shake, an old man now. Hugs and kisses on the porch and, looking back three houses away, they were still there, side by side, waving.
I caught the bus back to town. Cried all the way.
I read his letter, and looked up at Edgar. Thompson sends his regards, I said. Edgar kept on swimming, unconcerned, in and out of his pirates chest.